Grounded to the grounnnnnd.

Clown Shoe loves dirt.

But they’re still better drivers than babies.

Not to be rude, but that’s an unpopular opinion for very good reason. That generation was the Phantom Menace of 90s sports car styling.

Hold it back!

Legion

Life imitates art? They just need to have a fight, make out, then everything is fine again.

That’s amazing. Where can I buy one? I want to gift it to Torchinsky.

I mean, is Mercedes just blatantly making fun of wealthy Chinese customers? They had to be laughing their heads off designing this thing.

This looks like an elaborate prank.

Simone is the bestest. All hail the Queen of Shitty Robots!

If those mirrors and headlight lenses are to scale, that is one large vehicle.

Why is the header image a picture of Tom Cruise?

I’m confused. This isn’t a large Japanese SUV review.

The city of Ferndale Michigan was not fond of my numerous non-running Saabs with expired plates. *Something to keep in mind if you ever plan to move south of the farming community called Troy.

I’ve read people say it was mean, but I took it as a love letter to the community. Nolan and Joy are literally saying they’re never going to give us up. Never going to let us down. Inside we both know what’s been going on. We know the game and we’re gonna play it. Let the games begin!