Clown Shoe loves dirt.

But they’re still better drivers than babies.

Not to be rude, but that’s an unpopular opinion for very good reason. That generation was the Phantom Menace of 90s sports car styling.

Legion

That’s amazing. Where can I buy one? I want to gift it to Torchinsky.

I mean, is Mercedes just blatantly making fun of wealthy Chinese customers? They had to be laughing their heads off designing this thing.

This looks like an elaborate prank.

If those mirrors and headlight lenses are to scale, that is one large vehicle.

I’m confused. This isn’t a large Japanese SUV review.

The city of Ferndale Michigan was not fond of my numerous non-running Saabs with expired plates. *Something to keep in mind if you ever plan to move south of the farming community called Troy.

That’s the most unenspiring name since the EMotion.

Can we talk about that glorious carpet? My next car might be a XC40 just because of the carpet.

Sherlock Gnomes did better than Isle of Dogs?

Lapo?

I hear Lasre & Pegasus are touring with Imagine Dragons.

Too much cowbell.

I would pay good money to watch a two headed turtle try to swallow the Rothko Chapel.