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“Objectively” is literally the new “literally”.

It would be awesome, but I’m afraid they’ll muck it up by keeping the B-pillar.

Would one describe an obnoxious Porsch-uh owner as a douch-uh?

This whole world’s wild at heart and weird on top.

Darth Mall?

Robots. Once they get a taste for blood... game over, man.

The El Camino must be burying the needle.

Cillian Murphy as Max Zorin, please.

On a tangent, Chris Pratt should play Michael Anthony in the inevitable Van Halen movie. (And Nic Cage should play Dave in performance capture.)

So I said to Grant, “What’s the deal with the wing?” And he said, “I guess I never thought about it.” “Never thought about?? You’ve got this big honking airfoil sticking off the back. You may as well glue feathers to it and call it a duck. It’s not a duck, is it, Grant?” “No, it’s not a duck, Jerry.” “Well, it just

Also, make the tread blocks look like three prong outlets. Because e-lectric.

Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge.

Palate cleanser (or two or three?)

Uhhh...mazing!

Dat ducktail tho.

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Went to check it out. Didn’t go so well.

Some fictional period livery I made for one: