Deep cuts. I haven’t heard this song since college. Now looking for my International Pop Overthrow cassette.

Turbo Saabs ingeniously communicate engine power to the driver by forcibly pulling the steering wheel to one side.

Too many doors.

It’s got two gears per cylinder. Two! For each cylinder.

Gazooks.

Does it come with a long roof and brown paint?

The Fish People Are Mad At Jeep

Dodge Stratus. (Though we had a close call here yesterday.)

Dodge Stratus. (Though we had a close call here yesterday.)

Dodge Stratus. (Though we had a close call here yesterday.)

Dodge Stratus. (Though we had a close call here yesterday.)

You could put these together and have a Sonett VI!

Children keep escaping out the back of your van? No doors, no problem!

The correct amount.

Is that a space horse proximity gauge on the dash?

How many hawkpower?

New cars should add this between the check engine and horse detector lights.