Most highly anticipated DVD director’s commentary ever.

You don’t want to violate the service agreement.

I thought my job was cool, but we never get leopards wandering in. Not so cool now.

Like my favorite Klingon, Christopher Lloyd did!

Doug Jones is the embodiment of delightful.

That’s how it works. Do people not from Detroit not know this?

[Anthony Bourdain voice] “Range Rover car, you say? Why yes, please!”

“The Kessel Run is the Red Grin Grumble of hyperspace routes. You like that Red Grim Grumble Reference? Well guess what? I made him up! You really are your father’s children.” Obi-Rick Sanchez

*Archer was first.

Curious if the density differences are like continental and oceanic crust on Earth, and if this research could lead to evidence of past oceans.

(obligatory) Sisters of Mercy: Black Planet

So relieved that “DJ” is in reference to the galactic equivalent of an anarchy pin or Guy Fawkes mask. Makes total sense.

I once owned a blue 2001 Cross Country with their first attempt at color-matched bumpers. They were... to be generous, unfortunate.

“Dual-quadcopter” you say? Has it been tested to “double vacuum pressure”?

Portofino Über Alles
Portofino Über Alles
Über Alles Portofino
Über Alles Portofino

Don’t do it for upgrades. Do it out of respect to yourself and those around you. And because it’s the right thing to do. (Also, nobody likes a schlub.)

Would not be surprised if it’s already in the works.

Yesterday’s tomorrow today!