mikeburnlab
MikeBurnlab
mikeburnlab

I once owned a blue 2001 Cross Country with their first attempt at color-matched bumpers. They were... to be generous, unfortunate.

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Portofino Über Alles
Portofino Über Alles
Über Alles Portofino
Über Alles Portofino

Don’t do it for upgrades. Do it out of respect to yourself and those around you. And because it’s the right thing to do. (Also, nobody likes a schlub.)

Would not be surprised if it’s already in the works.

Yesterday’s tomorrow today!

I’m happy the shape of the Vision Connecteddrive and 328 Hommage concepts lives on. *The 328 Hommage had the best face of them all.

Hooray for humps!

Vertical video = GENIUS.

Thanks. This review really made me want a Touareg.

With a rich history of whimsical names, “GT” seems like they weren’t even trying. Why not “Abominable Snowcar” or “Challenger Snow Job”?

That done, those creaks and squeaks... it’s like a symphony.

sport utility cars

Every time I see that rendering up top.

The 401 between Windsor Ontario and the outskirts of Toronto is second worst. With the exception of crappy traffic around London and the smell of actual hog crap, it’s beyond flat and featureless farmland... it’s a brownish-greenish void that seems to extend infinitely in every direction. Sometimes you need to look at

Predators drive Jeeps now? Game over, man!