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I, for one, can barely wait for Jeffrey Tambor’s Malenkov and Steve Buscemi’s Khrushchev to sling razor sharp dialogue at each other for 90 minutes.

“Superfast” is a great name! It plainly and memorably describes what it is.*

One more reason to drive a Saab, or better yet, a Citroen.

Swap out those fancy rims for some little steelies & big, meaty tires, then take it on some rutty dirt trails. Obvs.

I’m hoping the Han Solo movie is called “Dewback Mountain”.

*Even though the good doctor prefers ladies (as heavily implied in the Rebel Jail arc,) it wouldn’t be out of character for her to knowingly hook up with her former boss’/father figure’s son.

APHRA IS REY’S MOTHER: CONFIRMED!

I like to imagine as Vader moves down that corridor, slaughtering everyone in his path, he’s humming “Ain’t nothin’ gonna break-a my stride / Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no / I got to keep on movin’...”

Marvel villains could learn a thing or two from this guy.

A very good movie ruined by Smash Mouth. It would have made more sense and be less annoying if Jar Jar Binks showed up at the end.

Tom Brady is exactly the kind of establishment monster the freaks and geeks of Stranger Things are fighting.

Illustration of possible non-carbon-based life in Jupiter’s atmosphere, from a Time/LIFE science book I had as a kid. It’s all coming together.

This new information only makes it harder to not imagine inappropriate, uncomfortable, and hilarious euphemisms for “hot Jupiter”.

So, Cylon Raiders?

OMG, who cares anymore? How much more can be sucked from the stone where Bruce Wayne’s heart once was?

It would be interesting to see a class of only cars you can buy off the lot, unmodified. But probably everyone would be running Viper ACRs.

How much would it suck to find out that God or gods exists, and he’s/they’re cruel, petty, insecure megalomaniacs of the old testament variety?

Get your tongue out of Trump’s butthole, Mark Fields.

So straight-sixes are superior in every way. Making life difficult for packaging engineers is a bonus.