When the first comment on the comment of the day is an even better comment than the comment of the day, do the magnetic poles switch?

Apply six inches of body colored tape down the middle of the grille, and make most of your neighbors believe that you spent twice as much on a 6-series Gran Coupe (while trolling those who know that the 6-series Gran Coupe is a thing.)

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Oh, you have the “M Sport” package? Tell me, does it include delicious cannelloni inserts and “luxury steering”? I thought not.

With Chrysler’s rich history of wacky and specific special edition names, “Challenger GT” seems ambiguous at best for this snow beast. How about “Challenger Migoi the Merciless”, “Challenger Arctic Apocalypse”, or “Challenger Dyatlov Pass Incident”?

The actual window is such a cool shape... why the fake wrap-around canopy?

The idea of staying true to what the future looked and felt like in the era of the original story is a wonderful trend. The recent film adaption of J. G. Ballard’s High-Rise is immeasurably more fascinating because it’s set in a future seen from 1975.

This sounds like a good idea, but do we really want our cars’ A.I.s to be as quick-thinking and batshit crazy as WRC drivers? It’s like accelerated development for four-wheeled supervillains who possess godlike situational awareness, and just want to watch the world burn.

It did have an early debut in Brazil, but this will also be kind of a big deal in LA.

Thanks a million! Now I’ll be listening to golden era Weird Al all day.

I’ve been told FCA would like to phase out the Journey, or at least offer a modern V6, but people literally won’t stop buying tons of them.

Brown manual RWD diesel longroof or GTFO. (Did I miss anything?)

What is it with Germans and grimacing lower front fascias lately?

Would you recommend a recent Saab? I had an ‘05 93T on lease and liked it, and they seem like a great value to buy used, but not sure about reliability.

Having a four door 80s 900 Turbo with a stick in New York City was absolutely delightful. Nimble, quick, reliable (if you carry extra fuses and thermostats,) wonderfully weird... plus old and tough enough to not be phased by braille parking, or neighborhood kids writing “deez nuts” on your trunk lid in silver paint…

This list is fantastic. A top priority when shopping for a car is something a little weird.... so thank you! -an owner of Saabs and Suzukis

Envisioning a Torchinsky gallery of satirical Mercedes concepts rejected by the legal department - such as bumpers made from poor people.

The 80s made so much sense.

Knocking over a fire hydrant is somehow always funny… the automotive equivalent to Soupy Sales getting hit in the face with a pie.