The 80s made so much sense.

Knocking over a fire hydrant is somehow always funny… the automotive equivalent to Soupy Sales getting hit in the face with a pie.

Is he wearing those new Teva X UGG things on his feet?

Is this for real, or did you just grab the first Google image result for “douchebag”?

Elaborate joke, flat black classic BMW, Mad Max, Rat Rod, rally(ish), bad idea executed superbly... this checks all my boxes.

Still hung up on that one-sided Ferrari rivalry perhaps?

Is anyone else excited about that cutline running across the front wheel well? It appears to have a clam shell hood, like a Viper (or Mini Cooper.) *Man, if it opens forward, I’m putting my organs on Craigslist now.

“But production is never the concept...”

Not in Rogue One, but there’s room for them in future anthology films (I hope.) Speaking of, introducing Dr. Aphra as Sana’s lover in the Han Solo movie would be brilliant.

Speaking of Imperial droids (and my avatar isn’t enough indication,) I cannot wait for 0-0-0 and BT-1 from the brilliant Darth Vader comic series to appear in a film.

I don’t think that “fizzing sensation in the root of his manhood” is what he thinks it is.

“It’s a little busy...”

SO. FANCY.

The 325i is the Toyota Camry of 3-series. (Amirite?)

Why no love for BENZZZZZ?

Six shots of an Accord coupe?