I think it’s also important to note that Mads Mikkelsen appears to have two eyes (unlike in Valhalla Rising,) neither are bleeding (unlike in Casino Royle,) and don’t seem afflicted by a purple crystalline magic socket rot (unlike in Doctor Strange.)

Guy Pearce, as Peter Weyland.

So every last one of us unique snowflakes are at least 10 to 20 times less significant than previous estimates.

I, for one, cannot wait for the Krennic dance.

Honestly, when he tossed Dr. Aphra out of the airlock, I was all...

The 80s made so much sense.

Knocking over a fire hydrant is somehow always funny… the automotive equivalent to Soupy Sales getting hit in the face with a pie.

Is he wearing those new Teva X UGG things on his feet?

Is this for real, or did you just grab the first Google image result for “douchebag”?

Please let this be in the same universe as Blade Runner 2049.

Repeat until transcendence: A good story is better than “facts.” A good story is better than “facts.”

Scene: Sana wakes up next to Dr. Aphra (played by Aubrey Plaza.)

“Curious...”

Elaborate joke, flat black classic BMW, Mad Max, Rat Rod, rally(ish), bad idea executed superbly... this checks all my boxes.

Obviously, the waves are caused by Pluto’s steady shrinkage due to over-mining of plutonium. You see, it’s used by Plutonian corporations to power everything - from diamond cars to golden showers.

I thought Teva and Ugg were already at the pinnacle of their game (the game of creating the most repulsive looking footwear imaginable.) Congrats on pushing the envelope, guys. And thanks for the reminder that things can indeed always get worse.

The twilight threshold between the unconscious and the conscious is fascinating. Chelsea Wolfe (who’s music has been used in ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Fear the Walking Dead’ promos) drew from her own experiences with sleep paralysis as the basis for her last album, ‘Abyss’.