Unlikely to see 1963 350 GTV livin’ the dream, raging to a sick EDM DJ in South Beach on Red Bull and bottle service vodka with freakishly tan plastic surgery thesis projects that practically date rape themselves, rollin’ with its homies, or ever wearing yellow.

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Those wheels are worth the price alone - crafted by the famed Spoogenstein Glockenspielwerks of Salzburg. The “sperm” you glibly refer to have clockwork mechanisms inside that make them look like many small legs running when the wheels rotate.

New York Times, March 10, 1987: Chrysler is Buying American Motors

The 2008 Mazda Furai & 2008 Ford Shelby Cobra GR1 both have some details that could date them - but they’re among the best examples of their period, and secondary to the exquisite proportions that make both of these designs distinctive and timeless.

It’s hard for me to explain the revulsion I felt when I first saw the Ferrari Enzo.

The driver of the classic Mercedes handled it well.

Excellent choice! Especially with the autumn-like weather.

There are many reasons the 1976 Lotus Esprit S1 nicknamed “Wet Nellie” was the greatest Bond movie car. Q’s plethora of inventive and deadly gadgets, combined with the futuristic Giugiaro wedge shape made it the real star to children of the ‘70s. We begged for own 007 Esprits, and to our parents’ chagrin, the…

“Accelleration — even from, say 100 KPH to 200 KPH, was quite strong and relentless, in both 5th and, surprisingly 6th gears.”

Imagine being the driver. I’m certain a spilled beverage wasn’t the only stain caused in that moment.

Actually, yes! He collaborated with a team at the M.I.T. Media Lab in 2004.

Don’t need a jet engine to do that. The driver is likely full of Red Bull & vodka, and will plow through a crosswalk leaving a club in South Beach.

Make it an even 2 million and give it 2,000 bullpower... at this point, does it matter? If they want to do something radical, look at sibling Ducati and build the Italian sports car equivalent of the new Scrambler. Something under $100K, with a screaming little 4 or 5, stripped down and pure, but taking advantage of…

But seriously... just came across these lovely prints of iconic control towers:

Boston Logan Airport

Newark Liberty International Airport.

S54 M Coupe. Because you want strong genetic attributes - such as six throttle bodies lined up behind the front axle, the correct number of doors (3), obscenely wide hips, and a roof of enviable length.

4th Gear: It’s Not an SUV.

The Delorean Hovercraft is a real thing. (I contributed to the Kickstarter!)