This has been you periodic reminder that, yes, the Phoenix Suns are a team that still exists.

What’s the big deal? We always hear how professional sports teams are like close-knit families, right? When we were still married, my ex and I used to go days at a time without talking too. It’s normal.

It was like he was off in (on?) his own little world (disc? damnifiknow).

Being charge with intent to distribute doesn’t mean you intended to distribute. It just means you had a lot of weed on you. I’m not saying Randolph definitely WASN’T trying to turn a profit, but pose yourself the following problem:

Wouldn’t have been an issue if he’d have just koep the ball on the fairway.

Long awaited #1 spot for Getting Hit By A Car. Good to see it finally get its day.

#Owned

These are the most boring ownage stories I’ve ever heard.

Yes! My wife insisted on buying her 46 year old brother (13 years her senior) a birthday present. I was like fuck that.

My kid likes buying presents, so who am I to keep her from spending my money to buy me something for my birthday? Last year, she got me just the Helly Hansen raincoat I was just about to buy for myself!

Personally, I feel like they need a three man panel. Any idea what that Anthony Scaramucci fellow is up to?

“Guys, I want to get into the headlines today, but first...how about that traffic, right? That’s a thing we hoo-mans hate. If it wasn’t for the terrible hoo-man coffee my female wife makes, I would not even come into my office, where I work at all...where there is better coffee, that I, a hoo-man adult male, enjoy.
So,…

Sobriety

The heat from this take has burned my Irish skin.

Looking forward to Darvish pulling a Kershaw in the playoffs!

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

Serious question:

Oh Really?