I’m guessing he spells it “Daeann.”

His buddy Ted Cruz weighed in to suggest they instead should’ve tried to score some points by kicking it through the football rectangle.

The Pirates announcer (notorious moron, so take with a grain of salt) who called the base hit was pronouncing it as in golf.

That can be a lot to ask of a south Texan.

Shows what a pussy Chris Sale is. This dude didn’t even require scissors.

My balls get the dribble gripped off them on the regular.

So you’re saying he’s an automatic? I don’t buy that... (ba-dum-bum!)

Why? I mean, that’s pretty much exactly what happened last year.

Those things give me weird gas. Anyone else experience this?

Good jome.

I think he meant to say “Write MORE Tim Tebow. Start a Tim Tebow specific blog with Tim Tebow’s own hyper-link header atop the page! Have Samer write a post every time Tim Tebow plays in a game! T-BOE, T-BOE, T-BOE!!!”

If you think these were the only guys available, you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. John Manziel is throwing warmup passes as we speak. And I have it on good authority that Tim Tebow could be available by mid-April!

Yeah, I thought KL’s inbound was almost (or well, maybe almost almost) as impressive as Lebron’s game tying shot.

Unless I’m hearing things, there were several audible shocks transmitted over the course of the video.

And I guess this also entails being “that guy” (or perhaps that “other” guy) but is there any actual evidence they were drunk? What if they just went and acted kinda idiotic, enjoyed some tropical weather in the middle of freaking winter, maybe had a couple drinks (maybe not), then came home? Would they be exonerated?

I koala that a stellar comment.

Dude’s lost some weight! Among other interesting physical alterations.

Didn’t one of the Yankees old travelling secretaries once hatch a plan to land both Ken Griffey Jr AND Barry Bonds without even sacrificing very much?