kind of sounds like you never had any fun dates

Look. I thought we agreed-- especially with anything about entering a “suck tube”-- what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Don’t matter who is at fault if you’re dead.

When has the star of any Jurassic Park movie ever been a mammal?

It’s a shame this is a hoax because it’s just so damned hard to find pictures of naked women Sydney Sweeney on the internet.

FIFY.

I really like that Sydney Sweeney for some reason.

If you’re still on Twitter at this point, and stupid enough to fall for such a thing, you deserve it.  Enjoy the bricked computer.

It’s a shame this is a hoax because it’s just so damned hard to find pictures of naked women on the internet.

A sideshow that actually put a huge smile on my face, no less!

8 Reasons Why This Article Is Presented In Slideshow Format

Me: Movies are too long they need editing and to be shorter

And Mean Girls

It’s a wholly forgettable movie but not only was Glover terrific in the movie, but it was in stark contrast to the title character that Glover actually felt like the same guy Billy Dee Williams played, while Alden Ehrenreich might as well been on a double moon elsewhere trying to channel any iota of Harrison’s Han

Could’ve ended the headline there, tbh.

DO IT Adam.

Greatest scam artist in history.  He legally scammed his way to becoming a billionaire.  

Clearly they need to escalate things further for the titling. If the first trilogy was Jurassic Park, and the second trilogy was Jurassic World, then new film’s gotta be Jurassic Galaxy.

Dinosaurs in space! Raptors on a space-station! This franchise has gotten stupid, so embrace it. Do for dinos what the Fast and the…

I hope it has genetically altered crickets! That was the best part of the last one!