I left myself enough time to get to site and have lunch at the canteen when I went to an interview last year. Then I spilt mayonnaise all over my tie. After a clean up I only had to choose jacket done up or no tie. Picked the former and went in suited up. Sadly I wasn’t at all suited for the job.

Don’t rent your house if you’ve moved out of it and don’t need it. Sell it. That’s why people struggle to buy houses. (Although it is much more complicated than that I'm sure)

Ink is the third most likely attribute to inhibit promotion. What are 1 and 2?

Its 2016,why is having ink seen as unprofessional? Who gives a damn? Get to your union and drag these companies into the 21st Century

I’ve made a mess of spotting twice now. First one the guy almost wanted to die before letting me touch the bar but I was too quick for him. Second one, I really struggled to lift the weight off him, he was shot and could barely move.

Big fan of #6. Although our cupboards are never over full some £15 shelfs from TK Maxx has made such a difference

What are the ethics behind pretending to be thankful for an app when it is actually an app you’ve written and are just using this as an excuse to promote it.

Ian: Your writers are so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

That is always possible. I’ll have to make some this next weekend to try :-)

Always struggle with chocolate pastry - always shrinks when cooking. I do full size pie crusts and and tiny tarts and have tried resting them before baking but every time it just come away from the sides and shrinks. Suggestions?

The scariest part of this article is the comments and the cost of healthcare in the US. You guys need to join the rest of the world in having free at the point of care hospitals.

I once a met a web designer who liked someone else’s work. And then they exploded

So would this work adding it to gluten free cakes too? I’ve got some GF flour for when my wife takes my baking to her work - rather than buy GF self raising I was thinking of using what I had and doing this.

Got that exact treatment last time I bought a car. ‘I’m sure you know more about this car than me’

I love JavaScript

The correct way to display a vertical video is to send an electric shock to the person is recording it and keep shocking them until they cry themselves to sleep

Right, having watched the full video, I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t have the handyman skills to make that. Should never let a developer near anything like that.

Would it be possible to make one of these that as well as VGA and HDMI, it would take a composite or SDI feed too? I’ve seen video engineers use them to check incoming signals to a video processor unit I work with. Would be a fun project to build one rather than invest in one

Fire up the JP music and I’ll see you in the bedroom