mikebirty
Mike Birtwistle
mikebirty

We need more TV shows and movies that are made for the 1% obviously - like Dallas. That taught the kids valuable lessons such as what a cliff-hanger was and that if you go into the shower you can come back out and the last two years will have disappeared.

How many battery apps is too many batter apps? I'm asking for a, erm, friend who thinks he may be addicted to them

T-Rex can do everything - here he is making Brownies.

Its not the Utahraptor you can see that they should worry about it. Its the T-Rex you can't see that'll cause more trouble.

I bought tasker before christmas and apart from turning my wifi on and off and automating airplane mode over night I've not used it. Whilst this looks a bit like using a slegehammer to crack a nut, I'm willing to give it a go.

Well that's Britain for you. 2/3 of the country shuts down because no one could possibly drive in an inch of snow.

I will paraphrase and say it has to go to the flaxen haired champion of shirtlessness.

They have an impenetrable forcefield? Surely Jeff Goldblum could just give it a cold from his macbook

I got my secret santa a kindle sleeve, I'm not sure if she'll use it but I can't stand another day of watching the kindle being thrown into a handbag along with a wallet, make up and polo mints from 2007,

there was a magic question that I think Evil HR Lady posted which I've asked at two interviews and has elicited a good response - "Thinking back to the person or people that have held this job recently, what was it that separated their excellence performance from their good performance" and then when they come back

Noel Fielding in full Might Boosh gear, I'm thinking - have him in this jump suit and a top hat and a Sylvester McCoy scarf

The second one down isn't "the chandelier in the Fortress of Solitude" I thought it was the iron throne, all she's missing is Peter Dinklage sitting on her back

Hey did I see Waylon Smithers Sr?

X-Men: Second Class - just a remake of X-Men: First Class but with a slightly lower quality of actor

We have to watch Jurassic Park ever time its on we never miss it, but for some reason me and my T-Rex never watch the third one. [thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com]

But the question should be, can you outrun my T-Rex when he gets on his bike?

Two best ones I've found are kd LAN and WLANdo Calrissian

Best two I've seen - although they didn't put me off connecting, exactly the opposite were:

I'm going to do a British remake of some american films - I think a british remake of that Robert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes film would work

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