Did he buy you, your horse before or after showing you the goods?

I had a landlord tell me to keep using a leaking dishwasher... I told her that I would be at her apartment (onsite management) bright and early to borrow her dishwasher... had a new dishwasher by noon the same day.

Putins dick

Because they use the dingo standard where as the US does not.

Is that the new PC term?

I don’t think that dashboard has 20 more years left in it... remember this is late 2000's dodge plastic we are talking about here.

We need to bring back capital punishment, the penalty for these preventable and wholly avoidable crimes should be castration.

I think the problem would solve itself if that is what’s at stake.

Musk must of bought you 2 horses huh?

I just wouldn’t buy one of those cars just due to the shitty build quality. 

Elon is gonna try and put a baby in him. 

I thought that was an additional cybertruck.... but here you go proving me wrong. Thanks.

“they just charged Minnesotan Xcel customers the costs of getting it back online and supplying overpriced fuel to them.”

I’m still pissed about this, my bill, in the winter went from ~$350 to almost $600/month

See... we need a border wall just not one with Mexico. 

When the internet finds this person... I will end them, that is a promise not a threat. 

They need profits before they can get to the results of the study.

When Tesla’s first went on sale and it was the big hype, my wife and I drove to Chicago to check out a show room at I think millennium mall? I don’t know... it was a nice mall for sure.

it only gets you 1 happy meal

I saw a dude driving a MG Midget down a 70 mph highway... playing a trumpet while reading sheet music.

as an avid bud smoker... and cigarette smoker... thats not how any of that works. 

ehhhh, only if its blinking.