mikebalroop
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mikebalroop

Would using the former drivers skull as a helmet for my skull pass?

About to hit carmax with a shit box civic and let them give me their offer and come back with my own "market adjusted price"

Chicago/Deepdish is just wet carpet someone dropped a half decent slice of pizza on and poured a whole jar or sauce on top of to clean it up.

Nigerian princes..... that’s who they are funding.

This is the hero America needs... a 4 party system that’s really just 2 parties.

1. Buy guns with the crypto BEFORE the natural disaster.
2. Profit

I’ll give you 5 paper rectangles to stop making sense.

Careful now... talk like that might anger PETA.

I was kind of hoping you said she got hit by a sizable (insert vehicle here)

Just give them all toyota Camry's and call it a day. 

pleb.... go get a real Andorid tablet before making your comparison... a fire what ever device is not a good comparison. 

OOOORRRRRRR....... just hear me out on this one..... he is a shitty parent..... and an even worse human being.

If my wife had cancer.... id just buy/find a new wife..

SO weird... all of the dealerships near me have tons of new and used inventory on the lots. 

Seth Rogen’s character from Sausage party.... and Winnie The Poohs’s honey

She should of stuck to her tried and true classic “One Night in Paris”

I did a 46 item doordash order pickup the other day via drive thru... I still felt like a complete asshole.

I used to have the same train of thought as you..... but then I realized that kids are pretty dammed portable. 

Got it... Starbucks = Apple

I broke that chain at wendys once..... the drive thru person was dumb founded, I just wanted my dammed soda and the door dash order I was picking up.