St.Paul is not “a relatively small suburb” its the dammed capital of the state, might want to revise that.

Source - I live there. 

How dare he show affection to his wife during their wedding anniversary celebration..... the audacity. 

no one wants to be stuck in a metal box with no ac and minimal heat full of kids. 

Reduced fare of $0.75? back in my day it was free to ride public transit to get to school....

I thought he was a veteran/survivor of the bowling green massacre

I am a minority in crisis.... do I also get a free pass and a cookie?

If i was this dude and they denied my request for a speed hump.... well eff them.. ill start putting in my own speed ditches. 

It’s almost as good as the real thing... but there is just something about sitting on the zero turn... with a lit blunt in one hand a a cold beer in the cup holder that just makes the real thing great.

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba…

pipe down.... princess peach needs a new pair of shoes

Kid gets shot by the cops and cops render aid.... didn’t even need to look at the pictures to know that he’s white.

because we are america.... nuff said

I’m 35 and I want dress pants with an elastic waist band.. seems like such a time saver.

Ill just go pick it up at the stupid factory myself. 

I read the last few words as “Musk Monkey” and it made me physically lol in the office. 

I used to think this girl had RBFS (resting bitch face syndrome), now I come to find out that she has PBFS (permanent bitch face syndrome), may someone’s god help us all.

Lettuce and tomato do NOT belong in, on, or anywhere within 300 feet of a sandwich. Adding these items to a sandwich is wholly Un-American and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even considering such a heinous act. 

#BoxLivesMatter

its plain and simple like everything these horrible people do... just a marketing stunt. 

Lil Nas is still not a snitch bitch... end of story.