Damn. I guess a tree no longer grows in Brooklyn.

“..dumb-azz with an NRA sticker on the back window...”
The decal is for the United States Marine Corps. I would suggest you don’t use that adjective around the owner.

because those people are always assholes

Michael Andretti’s phone at the moment:

Missed Call: Fred Alonso - 12:01pm
Missed Call: Fred Alonso - 12:00pm
Missed Call: Fred Alonso - 11:59pm

Is your wife single? This may be a little presumptuous but would she be willing to pick me up for our first date?

riding as a passenger in the Hoffmann is somehow even more terrifying than driving it

The police are saying the accident may have happened due to...a lack of Focus...

Silly driver, only one Ford model allows you to drive that close to the Edge.

Is this the hole story? Seems like it could be deeper than that.

For those of you that don’t get it, this is a photo of the pace car driver, Mark Reuss, with Romain Grosjean’s head, team logo from F1, and it’s referencing this single-car incident in Baku

Meh. Had high hopes for this joke, but you honestly came up short.

It should be called...wait for it...

These Are The Most Outrageous Wheels, Goodbye

You say “no reason”. I say “internet fame is all we have left”.

The victim blaming in the first article’s comments is disgusting.

you’re right, a V12 will be far better.

Hahahahahaha...sorry, let me catch my breath. With a 12, nigh 13 year old Audi you are basically buying yourself the scary Victorian house at the end of the street that everyone marvels at but you know people get murdered and turned into wall art in there. I’m telling you from experience, do NOT go in there.

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

i don’t shit where i eat.