When Tiger Woods won last month at Augusta, all the talking heads were saying it was the “greatest comeback in the history of sports”. The first I thought of was Niki. It will be a very long time if ever before we see someone go from last rights to the grid in six weeks to World Champion in a year.  Heroic stuff.

I had a weird encounter with Lauda back in 2014 or 2015, we were visiting the pits at the Canadian GP, and while walking in a very tiny corridor I went face to face with him, and the usual I go left/he goes left I go right/he goes right happened. He didn’t find it funny, pushed me aside while mumbling something in…

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

There’s virtually no chance this will be their actual livery. They do something like extreme like this for the reveal and go back to the usual for the actual car. Red Bull even said the livery is a one off. 

Low hanging fruit, and according to the mugshot you’re wrong.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

My wife divorced me because I wouldn’t share mats or heals and I couldn’t hit after a shield pop.

I mean, if you’re married to someone who prioritizes Fortnite over you, divorce is probably a pretty good option.

Hm. I prefer smoking Hellcats, but... this ain’t half bad.

Plus he was only 3 points behind Massa last season, that’s pretty good in my book.

I would pay someone $29,988 just to drive this thing off a cliff and into the ocean.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

I was trying to get in here with a good pun, but you guys have hogged them all.

And the winner brings home the bacon!

It looks like he gauged the turn correctly. 

You must’ve worked on this all the livelong days...

I’m with you on this and the talk of trying to bring Alonso over makes me think of what happened with Valentino Rossi when he ultimately went to Ducati for two miserable years. As the talk was going on about him leaving Yamaha, I wanted him to go to Suzuki over anywhere else. I think he could have really brought that…

that we’re going to have to spend years watching Lance drive around instead of, presumably, someone more interesting.

You know who could afford that? APPLE.