Must have stolen a sweetroll to get a sentence like that.

Which would be a problem if they were all recharged during peak hours. Most people will charge overnight at home, when there is spare capacity on the grid.

I hate new things too, brother. That's why I still drive a horse.

got caught off guard by that alternator lag, kicking in with 48 additional volts of boost...

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

Most of Davids cars can only do zero mph. I bet dad's response will keep this diskweed off the road longer than a week. Hope he goes away for a long time.

We are a peaceful group, and wish to keep it that way at all costs, We aren’t looking for a fight. We in fact, want the opposite. We want to put on a smile, shake some hands, and be friendly.

It’s the last attractive Acura, and in spite of its front wheel drive it performs very well, but in the end it’s just a 13-year-old Honda with a stick. The last time I got a manual Honda I paid less than half of that.

I had someone send me a text message and sent it to the wrong person. It was about...14 years go. She realized her mistake but decided to play along with me for a while. We wound up reconnecting over dinner and then dated “again”. We are still friends to this day.

I have not, but I HAVE been sexting (no pics) with a guy who thought he was sending a flirty message to a woman he had a one night stand with a few months ago - a wrong number! 

Barbed wired underwear. Nice description.

Shit I’d scale walls and run in barbed wire underwear for sex.

Sex in quarantine, luckily i still like my husband after two months of this shit. 

Yes, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

This approach can lick my tisticle.

Personally, I’m leaving when Torch does.

Not that I dont totally agree with you, but username checks out.

I’ll be honest, the people leaving Jalopnik didn’t bother me too much because there are still some decent writers left and I honestly just pop in as a fairly mindless distraction from work. Had no real plans to change that and couldn’t really give a hoot about Spanefeller or hulk Hogan or whatever other garbage goes…

Only if they can actually get the comments to load on mobile and it doesn’t just hang forever trying to load all the ads.