“Um, yeah, that’s not a 1996 Corvette interior, friends.”

Someone took one of the worst eras of corvette and put the worst Viper body on top of it, but did so as poorly as possible.

I own an untouched rural parcel of land and my neighbor clear cut my old growth trees from the bottom 1/3 of it. Once this quarantine is over, I get to head to the Ozarks and start fighting a man in court about tree stumps and the value of old growth.

(spoiler: if/when I can prove it, he has to pay me 3x the retail valu…

As readers of this site can intuit from the alphabet soup in my handle I currently have a Giulia QF. It’s amazing to drive. I didn’t get anywhere near $20k off MSRP on mine and I still think for the price it’s a great car. Waaaaay more fun that anything in a similar class that I drove at the time or since.

Did they ever find out why the chicken crossed the road?

Wow that’s significant damage, definitely not a poultry matter

I feel this in my soul. We refer to our neighbor as leaf blower man. I am convinced that leaf blowers are completely useless, a tool designed to burn fossil fuels and get men out of doing any meaningful second shift work. 

It does reduce component lifespan.

Maybe I’m a piece of shit, but I think the HOA is being reasonable here. They have a policy regarding RVs in their community. The nurse and her husband chose to violate that policy without reaching out to the HOA in advance. HOA enforced their policy. Nurse and husband reached out to the HOA, which told them that they…

A fine of $100 per day, up to $1000. So the fines don’t accumulate beyond ten days’ worth?

Ugh. This again.

“Tactical” coilovers.

The car was But looks aside, this was a car built for speed and speed only.

Why Are Celebrities Being Treated Like Pandemic Experts?

They can’t even get the BO smell out of the stores what the heck do they think they can do with coronavirus?  

Are they seriously asking their on-the-ground employees to confront law enforcement and defy a lockdown order?

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

This feels like I’m eavesdropping on a therapy session.

Wow. I had to read that twice to unravel the  “I’m my own grandpa” situation your step siblings have going on there.

Nobody! puts pizza in a closet!