We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc. Made a big pot of collard greens to freeze. Because I think…

But a Super Beetle is clearly and obviously different.

Orange is the new Black

Friend of my “upgraded” the shifter ball on his civic to an S2000 one, he then had to keep a tube sock over it in the summer..

Can some of that improved cooling be routed to the metal shifter ball?

When I am doing repeated hard pulls from 30mph to 55mph in heavy suburban traffic during rush hour, will the exhaust note be enough to tell others around me just how large my penis is?

The problem is speed. If they slowed down, it wouldn’t be so dangerous. Heck, I drive up it once in a pickup and didn’t even crash, because I drove slowly. Problem Solved™

Anyone who needs to ask. 

YouTube TV is cord cutting cable. It’s live TV. 

I marble at the distance it travelled.

I will never take your pun threads for granite.

Or maybe she was on the rock.

True to their aviation roots, the temporarily flying car was a BMW M4

Should could just be really stupid

The boulder got knocked 30 feet away?  She really was stoned!

I’d like to see them do a “Househunters: Where Are They Now?” episode about a couple getting divorced and looking for new housing. I’m sure there’d be quite a few.

I’ve had to sit in the last row and had no choice. It does suck, but if there is an asshole hitting the back of my seat on purpose, they are going to the fucking hospital.

If you don’t like the lack of space when the seat is reclined, then pay for a business or first class ticket.

Everything must go...

I heard there’s a sail at Ethan Allen’s. Everything's half life.