I mean, it’s relevant to point out that the Monstars targeted, let’s say, an incredibly idiosyncratic collection of NBA talent to form their roster, so it would not be in keeping with Space Jam tradition to just have the best players in there.

I think it’s more fair to say Steph Curry and James Harden’s soles belong to Under Armour and Adidas, am I right?

Park it in your mother-in-law’s garage, just in case.

Absolutely agreed. That’s why I bought this 3 months ago:

Just leave it in and hope your car catches fire in the middle of the night.

The lawyer bailed, remember?

Try pulling this one out next, shouldn’t complain anymore...

Ha!

You’ve been out from under Univision for, like 12 minutes and this is what’s next?

I did this to my neighbor’s car and he got all pissy about it. 

Does Trump think that they had modern architecture techniques and tools available in Washington’s time?  Does he know what Washington’s time was?  Does he know what time is?

“How many Twitter followers did he have?  I’l bet I have two or three times as many!”

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.

whoa whoa whoa, time out...

I’d throw Chris Weber in the mix there too, even though he wasn’t as dominant as those other guys.

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

And a better talk show host than a safe sex haver.

Does he just say “Fuck it!” and take Durant’s place on the Warriors?

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.

Announcer: SANTA MARIA!!!