My friend is a cop in Chicago on a gun task-force. All they do is go after illegal guns. Social Media is their best friend.

While I don’t want to argue with you, you are correct we live in a global society, there’s nothing wrong with supporting products made in the US. I worked for a company that would buy Durangos because they were assembled in our state. Even though we all hated Durangos and thought they were shite. 

I’ll chalk you up 

I was with you until you trash talked, “The Wire.” I’ll chalk that up to a failed attempt at sarcasm.

I always, ALWAYS park as far away from other cars and busy places. It drives my friends absolutely insane. God forbid they have to walk more than 100 feet to anywhere.  Two things people have become allergic to in a single generation, walking and gluten.

I’m still #teamblackcar. As a petty man once said:

Obligatory!

She bought it for $2.8M?

two white men of “bodybuilder type build, one with a spiderweb tattoo on his neck and the other with a snake tattoo on his arms.”

How many of these influencers’ followers could afford to stay at luxury resorts, anyway?  Advertising’s only good if people can buy what you’re selling.  

Another anecdote from the book is that the caddies at one of the clubs Trump belonged to grew so accustomed to him kicking his ball onto fairways that they nicknamed him “Pele.”

It’s crazy how many embarrassing Grunfeld things you can list without even mentioning how he bungled a 3-team trade by not communicating which guy named Brooks the other team was talking about.

Also, why do they care if Emily orders something “bland”? She’s there, she’s eating, presumably she tips 20%, there’s no mention of her complaining or saying “Ew gross!” about their food.

It’s wild that this isn’t the only answer.

But these people go out every single week. Why shouldn’t they all get turns? Man, based on the other comments, apparently assholes abound here, too.

Seriously. They should just rename this column “Dumb Questions.”

The fairest solution is to rotate restaurant selection among the four of them. While it might seem assholish of Emily to not like the food at the restaurants the group picks, it’s assholish of the group to never pick a place that will make Emily happy.

Finally, the Knicks win a trade!

Who buys an S6 and cheaps out on tires?!?

I bought a 2014 Audi S6 recently that came with Cosmo Mucho Macho tires on it. It appears no one has ever heard of them but perhaps someone here has? I’m guessing they’re low quality but they appear near-new.