BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A KICKASS INSTAGRAM PHOTO?!

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I can’t see T. Ferguson in the OKC box score and not think of a certain cowboy-hat wearing Celebrity Jeopardy contestant. 

Look at that poor lady beneath her.

This is a helluva way to audition to be Trevor Bauer’s social media manager. 

If you rearrange the letters in “Jen Rainwater,” you get “holy fuck this is one unstable individual.”

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

Woooow that is a Unabomber level screed there.  Apparently baseball blogging is Serious Business.

I’m deriving so much utility from calling him out for being a douche canoe.

You should fine him for making such a poor comment. He probably made some equally poor comments over the years, and deserves a retroactive fine.

Is there like a Worst Comment of The Day that I can nominate the above for? 

Why do people live in New York again?

I think he said yanny.

I’m willing to believe him, simply because it would just be an extremely odd time to use the slur, IMO. Maybe I am naive, but in an interview after the fact and in that context just...I dunno, seems unlikely.

It’s been said that Schroder’s cat was both gay and not gay until you asked it directly for clarification.

From a life-long Warriors fan, this is *still* all so bizarre. This organization was the worst kind of goat rodeo for a better part of 20+ years - a complete laughing stock, an example of how not to run an organization, and a place that our players ran from - and that free agents dare not join. Think about that. It’s…

Asking this as someone who’s been a basketball fan for pretty much my entire life.

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

Alan Parsons Project: “Games People Play”

It’s maddening when a woman’s life is to who she married or who her offspring is. My obituary will read “no one’s wife and mother of none is dead; therefore, no one cares.”