He needs to market a new erectile disfunction drug for old dudes branded “Dick Vitality.”

Who can forget Cody Pickett’s Charge, the Battle of Kam Chancellorsville, or the Michael Vicksburg Campaign?

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

Instead of replying to everyone pointing it out, I’ll just reply to myself here: I am the world’s biggest idiot. Carry on.

I’m more impressed that Kingsbury did all that at USC after getting hired after the season was over.

+1 sour dough

It’s like those discount baskets of bread you find at the supermarket. Sure, you’re getting a deal, but then the baguette calls you a pussy and you realize why it was so easy to acquire.

As a Spurs fan, I’m not even mad Harden willed this one out. This is one fucking phenomenal display of basketball tonight. And he wasn’t chipping away to that 44 with undeserved free throws; dude turned a 20-point deficit against a dynastic team into goddamn NBA JAM catch up AI. What a goddamn game to watch tonight,…

You can *physically* be out of bounds and still be OK as long as you last touched the floor in bounds. Durant did not do that. Not at all.

Oh I watched it then, as I watch it now. 

It's 10:30 and I'm watching Die Hard, get on the best coast dude. 

Stevie Wonder would’ve blown the whistle on that play.

I’ll regret it in five hours when my alarm goes off, but holy crap I’m glad I watched this game.

I always assumed the Pelicans are broke. The crossover hires seem like a cost-saving manuever. How else do you end up playing in the “Smoothie King Center?”

Yeah but if he REALLY came from Minnesota, he would be wearing shorts and a jacket.

It’s not. But it’s polarizing and divisive so journalists bloggers are all over it.

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

Its frustrating to be sure, but towing these trucks out of the way is just going to result in violence. The kind of bro-truck, redneck mentality that leads to them ICE-ing, comes with a hearty helping of macho posturing as well. 

He’s effectively an unscratched lottery ticket found on the sidewalk. Probably worthless, but you spent nothing on it, and might make a $2 profit. You’ll probably be fine, so long as you don’t quit your job before scratching the damn thing.