On pace for maiming 365 reporters this year, beating the previous record of 289 by the Saudi crown prince!

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

Cool that the good dog joined the Nation of Islam

$60k exotic with a vinyl wrap, NY plates, listed on a NJ Craigslist, and pictures taken in a strip mall?

“There are some seriously good paddle-shift autos on most cars these days.”

You lose 100% of the losses you don't appeal.

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

I cut Sudfeld with phosphorous and iodine to make meth. 

His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

It is unhealthy how I feel about flat bills. I keep staring at how the ears are tucked in and how it makes everyone look 12 when they are 45 yrs old. I want them all to go away.

There is nothing irrational about your anger.

Flat-billed caps make me irrationally angry.

“You mean the one that looks like a stretched out Juke?”

Someone paid $33,000 for an OTS Renegade kit, wrap, and some wheel spacers? Damn.

All this needs is a free flat monster cap.

I always wondered what happens to shitty SEMA build cars....they go on craigslist for hilarious amounts of money.

I don’t take his word for it, because I never trust a man with two first names.