And soon, every remaining Skins player will start criticizing the coaching as well, praying they’ll be cut from this hell-hole of a team. 

Very cool of Lewan to pretend to not know who Norman is, after going out of his way to approach him on the field and then identifying him by name and position in the same breath. He really showed him.

Here is a picture of my cat in a necktie. Discuss.

Sure, Ricky Davis does this and is pilloried for it, but this guy gets a free pass...?

The Future Vegas Oakland Raiders of San Francisco formerly of Los Angeles

The Raiders should be doomed to forever travel the wasteland in search of a place to call home.

TEACH THEM TO CHANGE A SPARE TIRE. Specifically, the spare tire in their car. 

I was reading the oral history on the Malice in the Palace for the hundredth time and the best part, by far, is afterwards when Ron Artest was asking his teammates, with total seriousness, if they were gonna get in trouble for what happened.

And, while we’re at it, let’s put a little bit of blame on the kid’s coach: he should’ve said “go fuck yourself” and marched his team right out of there.

Blackout drunk.

Maloney told the Courier-Post he does not remember using the word at all, let alone directing it at Hamilton, but believes the accounts of witnesses who told him he said the word.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

Lebron James, in so many ways, seems like an incredible net positive for the world.

I could never have imagined it when he was being profiled by ESPN when he was like 15 or 16 and I was watching it after school. It’s incredible.

No snark: He seems like a good dad. 

Well a prophylactic recall turned me into parent

200 proof? I’m pretty sure that’d cause things like brain damage and facial droop to the point where you’d wonder if said person had or was having a stroke...

I think they stopped making that when Trump Vodka failed.

We have plenty to insult about this woman other than her appearance.

This is the type of comment that gets out of the grays despite having no stars? Hmm.

surprised she didn’t ask the reporter if she could speak to their manager.