this is the PD’s try at avoiding admitting fault for the eventual civil action that will come from this accident.

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When Steph, KD, Klay and I combine for nearly 100, buddy we are unstoppable 

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

Danny is like a good farmer. He knows it’s best not to give them names or else you grow too attached. Ainge just calls them Moveable Asset 1, Moveable Asset 2, etc.

It’s an improvement over Ainge’s original suggestion: Good Largeman.

Not bad, but aorta try harder next time.

May your stent as a comedian be hearty.

I’m just going to bypass all the easy jokes. 

Dear southwest, last christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away. 

You should do your homework and understand what you actually believe.

Introducing your Cleveland QAnons!

If we learned anything from the last year of NBA PG tin-foil-hattery, it’s that Westbrook’s gonna need to get into chemtrails if he ever wants to win a championship. Those are the rules now.

Have you tried not being poor? It’s easy. Just stop being poor.

The price is inversely proportional to the significance of the summit. 

Not me. I’m energized. I can’t wait to volunteer for my favorite choice of the Democratic primary candidates, then to volunteer for whoever emerges the victor (whether it’s my preferred candidate or not) and then VOTE again. It felt really good to do for my local races this last fall, and it felt really good to win,…

I’m so tired. So very tired.

Yeah, three is about my limit too.

Listen, if I were worried about being tossed from a game, I wouldn’t spend $600 on beer every time I go. 

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