These people triage. They wouldn’t be pushing a car out of a garage if they could be saving someone’s life instead.

LOL.... “I am a non paid spokeperson for Wells Fargo CPI initiative and I approve this message.”

...said the bank intended to repay all customers who were hurt.

“an even bigger prize”

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

... what does this have to do with the camera app?

Google Store offers 0% financing over 2 years and it comes unlocked.

I still can’t get over the bald fact that Trump, the American president, responded to a guy shooting up Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood with an AR-15, with the comment that we need to arm our houses of worship.

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.

Honestly, I thought there’s no way it could be THAT OBVIOUS. I don’t know why I’m expecting subtlety and complexity still in 2018. The correct answer is the dumbest most blatant answer. 

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

“The Associated Press reports that the student was initially reluctant to come forward because the sexual abuse occurred years prior, but detectives found enough corroborated evidence after interviewing the three sisters to arrest Knight.”

Gee, I wonder why the girls thought that would be an issue. I am so over this…

Must be a scary time to be a man....who has raped women.

The question is not whether pasghetticode is “that guy”. The question is whether the Prius failed to yield to the Camry, or whether the Camry failed to yield to the Prius. The only way to determine that is to figure out who had the right-of-way.

It’s certainly polite to do so, but unless California’s rules are different, it’s exclusively merging traffic’s responsibility to find somewhere to merge. Traffic already on the highway has the right of way and has no requirement to slow down, speed up, or get over to accommodate merging traffic.  Though I’ve heard if…

Sounds like the Camry driver is at fault for not slowing down to get behind the Prius, which has right-of-way. The Prius has no obligation to slow down (and it could be argued that it would be unsafe for it to slow down if they’re already traveling side by side).

Levandowski, who was acting as the safety driver, swerved hard to avoid colliding with the Camry, causing Taylor to injure his spine so severely that he eventually required multiple surgeries.

Stadium security attempted to find the beer thrower, but everyone in that section stood up one by one and and shouted “I AM TAWWMY FROM QUINZEE!”

“John Elway has already started scouting college QBs.”