You are wrong, for more reasons than we have time or space here to even outline. Please go educate yourself.

So, Americans who served in the military “own” the flag more than the rest of us. Got it.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

he doesn’t have the shooting range for the modern game.

The curve is restricted by the barrier, he can’t get the nose far enough out of the curve to keep the rear on it. “Too tight” was the only option he had, and the reason why there was signage saying for truckers to take an alternate route.

Wait, I wanna know more about the company that makes females managers drive Jettas. Were they trying to sabotage their career by making them late for work all the time?

I was helping my brother-in-law find a used Honda Odyssey. Located the perfect one on Craigslist, and it was private-party which is a huge bonus in AZ because we don’t have to pay sales tax. I go with him to take a look at it, and we find ourselves in a VERY pricey area of Scottsdale, an “old money” part of town with…

I bought a new Subaru a few years ago without getting jerked around by anyone at any point in the process.  It was bizarre. 

I had an old Mazda B2200 pickup. It finally got to the point where it would no longer pass inspection so I put it on CL as “Trade for ?” and let it fly. Within 20 mins it was sold, my phone had been ringing off the hook the whole time. I decided to accept in trade a flatbed homemade trailer and an old snowmobile.

I know it is exactly counter to your intent, but this is the first time I’ve ever felt any appreciation for the Kardashians. If more attractive sluts is their legacy, I’m on board. The family seems otherwise insufferable, but I’m not against anyone looking good or having as much sex as they want.

Wrangler Bros, they are everywhere.

okay but if “analytics” supposedly “work,” how did the Yankees lose 62 games this season? Huh??

Ryan, some things in here don’t react well to bullets.

Magnetohydrodynamic propulsion.  You follow?  It’s like a jet engine for the water.

you will receive the Order of Lenin for this. 

Russia tried that but found out is was too easily sabotaged by “a Goddammed COOK!!”

You mean Splinter is this way: