Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

Always a truther out there.

She will not shut up and knibble

I’m more impressed by the fact that the dog had that handshake down pat.

Just came here to say that dogs whip ass. Shoutout to dogs.

If by chance they actually did go all the way next year, these people would loudly proclaim they’re not watching anymore and the title means nothing to them now. Garble something about PC culture ruining it for them permanently.

I just wish he’d make up his mind on which incorrect form of “you’re” he’s going to use and stick with it.

I don’t watch MMA, don’t follow it at all other than skimming the occasional post here on Deadspin, and had never heard of this guy five minutes ago, but after watching that post-fight interview he’s now my favorite athlete.

Are you a woman? I left an abusive relationship and got shit for not being loyal. I also got shit for not leaving sooner. There is no right way to exist.

If for no other reason than to see his fake glasses/nose/moustache fly off.

If Hernandez is just flipping a coin then he’s probably doing a better job than usual.

Isn’t that backwards? The bathroom count exceed the bedroom count by half.

“I’m not mad. I am just disappointed...That I will have to injure you very severely.” (Said while peeling a potato) 

No, hearing that from my dad never caused me to wet myself the way it did when I read that man’s statement.

More noticeable is that he stands like Trump, where he juts out his chest and sticks his ass backwards. I’ve heard it described as if he has body dysmorphia, but believes he is a centaur.

I knew a guy in high school who played this way (was actually decent), he said he learned that way because he learned to play at the boys and girls club where the paddles were broken and had no handles. 

The music in that video did a smooth transition from “Select Your Driver” in Diddy Kong Racing to “Your 5-Day Forecast” on the Weather Channel.

Totally agree.

A little bit of google shows South Dakota caps payday loan rates to 36%. If you can’t run a successful business charging 36% then that guy can fuck off.

Does today now mean that if I, a black woman, gets killed by a cop, he’ll be convicted, but if I’m assaulted, the guy could still get on the Supreme Court?