He’s not a lawyer in Chicago, is he? Because I know a guy that fits that EXACT description. 

That’s the premium “status” package. It’s an extra $10,000. $20,000 if you want the letters to glow in the dark.  30 large for the big S on the other surfaces so you can live the “look at that S car go!” joke from Trading Places.  

The fact that they made such a low-profile reveal tells me all I need to know. These are showroom status-sales, not passion sales. The M-Division put their C-team on the development of these. Hans in the M-Division said, “are you fucking kidding me? ... Johan! You’re no longer designing door handles, you’re leading…

My high school boyfriend looked like a young Tom Cruise a la Risky Business. He drove a super sweet Mustang that he would constantly crash (drunk) and have to repair. He was a serial cheater, emotionally and verbally abusive, destroyed my self-esteem and then my heart. Years later when he married, he invited me…

k yours is my favourite ending so far bahahahaha FUCK that asshole

I was totally crazy for this boy my senior year, and he ghosted me. He left a note on my car after coming to see my dance recital saying I did a great job and he would call me later...then, radio silence. (In retrospect, I realize that making a guy sit through a dance recital might be enough to kill any romance.)

Great. Spring rolls around and I get a call from Taylor.

That punchline tho

Roughly around the start of Grade 7, my prior group of girlfriends formed a hive mind and baby me was no longer welcome. Making the best of it, I made some new friends, including the boy who’d just moved to my town. New group and I have an okay time, lots of laughs, and new boy Taylor is funny. Great. Spring rolls…

I was a really plain kid. Had no idea how to do make-up or dress well. My friends all understood that stuff better than I and had far better dating luck than I did. In high school almost all of them had boyfriends at one time or another but I did not. I had crushes. Intense soul-consuming crushes with boys who largely…

6th grade. Elementary school. I was “going out” with a guy named Paul for about a month. He would walk me home from school everyday. One day we’re walking out of school and this other kid walks up to us and says “hey, I want to walk her home.” A fight ensues. They’re beating each other up. Really going at it. I’m…

rest in peace, Turd Ferguson.

This. No more quotes in books or anonymous op/eds. If the people inside the White House recognize Trump is this unfit, then it’s time for them to go full 25th Amendment. I don’t particularity like the idea of President Pence but at least he’s unlikely to poop in his hand and throw it at some other world leader.

Correct - that is an actual Constitutional crisis.

Thank you! Having anonymous bureaucrats secretly running the executive branch is not exactly avoiding a constitutional crisis.

Invoking the 25th Amendment to remove Trump should in no way absolve him and the conspirators he is surrounded with from the crimes, possibly even treason, that they have committed.

I always wanted to get a V6 Mustang and give it a “Meh 1" badge.

“Knockout gas.”

You laugh but in a little while Las Vegas will learn how having a mediocre NFL team transforms a city into a thriving, cultured metropolis that is the envy of everywhere else. Just look at Jacksonville, Cincinnati or Glendale!

Yeah, and it’s also worth pointing out that Gio got married and both his kids were born during his time in Washington. I was once emotional about selling an old piece of shit car.