I love watching To Catch a Predator and seeing people use excuses like “Yeah I just drove 2 hours to get to this house so I could tell her not to do this stuff. The condoms and wine coolers are for me, I like drinking out of condoms, it’s a free country.”

Potential Pedophile Pinched by Pretend Poontang - Perp Prepared for Poor Performance with Pecker Pep Pill

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Well obviously the Browns have no tolerance for shady financial dealings.

This only one night after he dished insider Eagles secrets on Hard Knocks. Truly this is a criminal mastermind.

Mmm bad take 

I kinda want to buy one now solely to sell it and tell everyone what I’d done.

I know that here in Salt Lake Bird will pay people to pick them up at the end of the day, charge them and line them up in minimum rows of 3 the next morning like that. I don’t think its respect for fellow man as much as respect for money.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Tiffany must feel relieved that she’s no longer the least-loved Trump Child.

I think I'd prefer Darth Vader as my father. 

“This is a very sad day for everyone in the Cowboys family. We can only hope that someday Travis will be able to ride in a car again.” - Emmitt Smith

Who?

sometimes it drags on in to friday

coz theyve always done that... creatures of habbit n all that jazz

6 years ago, I was stuck in a dead-stop traffic jam on the expressway for 2 hours with my pregnant wife. Pregnant women may be crazy, but even worse in this situation, they pee. They pee really often. Like, more than once in the course of a 2-hour traffic jam. And they don’t like to get out of the car to do a walk of…

every thursday afternoon in me supermarket...

Debate!

Nobody in the Bay Area, or anywhere else, deserves to be held up by loser BS like “sideshows.”