Sister Mary is second to nun.

Good on her for wearing Under Armour. Excellent way to help avoid temptation and keep those vows.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

200mph with a check engine light.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

BREAKING NEWS: JJ Redick has been suspended 4 games by the car agency for conduct detrimental to the league.

Oh absolutely - here in California, I’ve seen hundreds of vehicles with full trunk cages coming up from San Diego.

All of my uncles and cousins have trunk cages. It’s a normal thing for uncles and cousins to have.

The car agency wrote Redick an email back saying that they suspended the driver for having somebody in his front seat, without mentioning the incident at hand.

To be fair, all women named Kylee are pale as ghosts.

Gone too soon . . .

Street racing... You just keep going, or you point it in another direction and go that way. Don’t overthink it, Dom certainly didn’t.

But I don’t want a white Bronco

With your Hertz credit card, you can get away twice as fast.

That’s 300 quarter miles, bro.

It only Hertz when you go more than 75 miles.

Of the two teams that share the Bay the Giants are the bigger draw and spend far more. I suppose if you combined the two teams it’d be one major market team.

My fandom rapidly declined after the Jeter backhanded toss at the plate, reaching my current fandom floor where I'll watch them in the playoffs. I loved the team in the late 90s and early aughts, but my fandom mostly died after watching that bought and non-capped Yankees squad came back from that 2-0 hole. Baseball…

you mean that dinner that celebrates the immigrants victory over the natives?

Can you imagine sitting at the thanksgiving table with this despicable Great-Gazoo looking motherfucker?