Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

Cam should lighten up. Maybe pretend it was a woman who said those things.

Newton needs to understand that Benjamin is no longer a Panther and he doesn’t belong to Cam Newton. It’s not like Newton put his name on Benjamin and then threw him out the window when the Bills came calling.

Mr Roth, just offering up my two cents that you offer some of the best, most insightful takes on Trump Mindset around, and you should continue doing so at regular intervals.

ermm… I think it was something like “if you get sexually assaulted, you are weak if you don’t go to the cops. I support women.”

My ex was a stoner, and 90% of the time, he was sooooo boring. Since he was high, he had a whole world going on in his head, but also because he was high, he didn’t bother sharing, so it was hours of silence. The other 5% of the time, he was hilarious, and the last 5% he was mean.

but there are like 20 kids

Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

At least the crew won’t go hungry. 

If I were running an NBA organization that had some piece of big news leak days in advance through this random anonymous guy on Reddit, I’d be hiring an internal investigation team to figure out which of my brotastic early 30s front-office employees are so unprofessional and incompetent that they can’t help but not…

I have a similar experience. I have a very successful friend that I’m close with and every once in awhile he will send me unsolicited pics of large bowel movements.

Yes, I agree, Kevin Love’s contract extension is truly a threat to America. WHY CAN’T EVERYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!?!?!?

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

“Hey, sorry, what’d you say? I didn’t quite catch that.”

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

I think the Rockets’ implosion over the next couple years is gonna be pretty fun to watch. Chris Paul is somehow both one of the greatest point guards of all time while also possibly being the main reason Chris Paul will never win a championship.

** DAD JOKE ALERT **

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

On the bright side for Schnatter, the Research Center in Economics will put his name on a research paper.