The ESPN decision on McMurphy resulted in some of the best test data for Universal Basic Income that I have ever seen.

Congratulations ESPN on the heretofore impossible accomplishment of kicking yourself in your own dick. Physicians and physicists alike will be studying this data for generations to come.

McMurphy leaves out one diabolical angle to what ESPN did. Its not just that they figured the McMurphys of the world would be too driven to sit on the shelf. ESPN thought that paying out the contract would cripple him as a potential competitor. Let his contacts and influence go stale while people forget about him and…

counterpoint: whale blubber (esp in akutaq) is fuckin tasty as HELL

That...actually doesn’t look all that appetizing. It looks more like whale blubber than a steak.

he grabbed a nosy fan’s phone and hurled the damn thing into a construction zone

PROSECUTION: Would you please describe what happened early on Sunday, July 29th?

When you put them on you BECOME Karl IX and Christina with all the 1600's baggage it implies. TLC Sweden already bought the rights, sorry. 

Indeed...who’s to say Jackson wasn’t going to just keep circling the bases until the lead evaporated?! 

I assume he’s going to get paid. Maybe not by the Warriors though.

José did quite a number on my liver, too. Then I discovered Patrón.

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

Police say Comcast employees knew something was off immediately when someone tried to purposefully add the Pac-12 Network to their package.

“He may earn more if he plays at the Sanchez level...”

i’m 5'6", but i think hazel is taller than 5'6", and i think trump is the size of a half eaten popsicle

I’m 5'6". Personally, I think Trump is 3 to 5 inches tall, like a doll. Just my take on the situation.

“...a film..., that’s all it is. None of it matters, none of it.”

The analogy is terrible. KD would obviously just call the cops. 

For #4 (my favorite choice btw) the leftover $50k should be set aside for maintenance.

When I saw the title, I closed my eyes and let out a deep sigh.