One of these days a position player will suck it up and just bunt

My mother is old enough to collect social security, and a few years ago when I was considering buying an ATS she said I shouldn’t do that because it’s an “old man’s car.” I don’t know how Cadillac will ever get rid of that image.

this made me laugh really, really hard.

The economics of the airline industry are brutal. I get why they would say “if you want more space, buy it.” It’s amazingly cheap to fly today. Far cheaper than it should be, to be honest.

And with a smile!

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

You’re a remarkable idiot

She’s a fiiine person, but her resting face is that of a heartless moron

Do you really think Sarah has been treated more poorly than Sean was? When your job is defending and justifying President Flip-flop’s lies and contradictory statements, surely you have to expect some tough questions?

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

Couple of Dum Dums.

Couple of suckers in that video.

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

The most charitable take on this is that he was naive about the political connotations of the photo op.  

Looks like someone was just trying to add Kurt Rambis to the mural.

So basically “we’ve always been hypocrites and would do anything to get a tax cut”.

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

Given the old Lakers were called Showtime, this group looks to top out at Starz.

Better commenters. Better comments.

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