I mean the NRA owns him so what else to you expect him to do other than deflect?

Normally the term “mouth-breathers” is figurative. After listening to these I realize it’s far more descriptive than I thought.

Jesus, what fucking monsters. Who leaves a voicemail when texting exists?

You should have one of those voice mail messages where you say “Hello” and it sounds like you’re on the other end. Then about 10-15 seconds in say they need to speak up because you have a bad connection and then do it again after 10 seconds and, after another 20 seconds by which point they should be screaming…

This is because Marco Rubio is a fuckless cunt.

He wasn’t fired for what he said. He was ejected for arguing galls and slights. 

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

I KNOW THAT.

I skimmed that headline too quickly and saw “Donald Glover” and “sexual harassment” and was so sad for a hot sec.

SA has all the leverage.

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

“There were weeks of talking before I was able to get my hands on the car. The whole transaction was an ordeal.”

“Her life is forever ruined because of his actions.”

If the video makes you go to YouTube, and doesn’t advance, the penalty starts at about one minute in.

Make America Hyphy Again

Right? It’s like if you put “sideshow” in quotes, 35 years of sideshows, songs about sideshows and the 20,000 sideshows that have taken place in Oakland never happened.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Unless the A/C goes out. Then who’s the fool? Not the dude in suit shorts, I can assure you.

dWAR, oWAR — gWAR is the only thing I’m interested in.