Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

Wait.

Weird. He only averaged .5 steals a game.

MJ’s Power Forward solved the North Korea crisis

So many weird things about this story:
1) There was $100,000 just lying around in that house.
2) There’s a Lebanese basketball team called “Champville SC.”
3) The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

J.R. plans to submit his bid on Thursday night at 9:50:04

On the plus side he is now leading the league in VURP.

When I was young, like 9 or so, my brother ran onto the field during a game. Just a high school game, but still. When he got off the field there weren’t any police waiting for him. It was worse, far worse. It was Mom. Let’s just say we never ran on a field again.

Why did fucking your cousin seem to be the most relevant and illuminating contrast to you?

Well, it usually involves a Bert and an Ernie so I’m more confused how this dude did it with his ex-girlfriend...

I’m just here to learn what the muppets position is.

It is uncanny that an ad for Daly’s “Grip It And Sip It” Hard Iced Tea showed up for me directly under your comment...

No, the very fact that Uber and Lyft and other ride-sharing company are thriving is the proof that government is over-regulating the taxi industry.

I support London’s decision to ban Uber, for example, because Black Cab drivers are fucking amazing.

For doing math?

You underestimated. Wikipedia tells us: 

Damn, son. People aren’t generaly triggered by statistics.

It’s good to see the New York Taxi Workers Alliance is using Mr. Saleh’s death to their own political advantage, and that you, Ryan, are using their materials uncritically.