The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

Drake: [heads home]

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

Ask any racer, any real racer, knows that drag racing is more than just mashing a pedal and keeping a car straight it doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winnings winning.

God DAMN that’s good.

Glorious.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

I love Rondo, but the stats guy for the Pelicans really loves Rondo. I’d have given him 16 assists, I can see a liberal argument for 18. But if you pass to someone who then has to make a move involving changing directions, it is not an assist.

DJ Khaled is beyond insufferable. All he seems to do is yell out “DJ Khaled!” or “You da best!” on his shitty songs. Also, he uses that baby as a stage prop too often. I don’t understand why anyone would want to be around him, let alone sleep with him. He looks like a lousy lay.

Eat shit, friends.

(miss you already)

To the man’s house who does...

You don’t understand the depth and brilliance of their approach. They’re sacrificing the short-term gains of winning any games in this series, so they can win the next series.

Silver lining: all the bottles were “Share a Coke with” names like Brayden, Cutler, Hayleigh and Kaylynn.

You’re a right little ray of sunshine.

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

“But when I do start to read, that’s when if I’m into the book and if it’s a good book then I’ll keep reading.”

Homebuyers, maybe.

Haha..my thoughts exactly. AirBNB does not affect my mortgage by even $0.01. Also, that’s the beautiful thing about OWNING property. You can do whatever you damn well please with it.

“AirBnB is a Tax on Renters.”