So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?

No but Losers Weepers is.

But isn’t “Finders Keepers” in the Constitution or the Bible or something?

*You’re.

I’m amazed at whoever filmed that, instead of grabbing as much as possible.

This reminds me of the book Positively Fifth Street, written by a guy who was doing a magazine piece on the Binion murders but happened to be in Vegas covering the trial during WSOP and wound up finishing fifth in the tournament that year.

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

Oh, my friend. I’ve been in the Bay for 20 years and rooted for Cherokee Parks, Corey Maggette, Andris Biedrins, and all the other regrettable chuds that scurried through here. The Steph Curry era has been an utter delight and when it ends I will have less fun watching hoop.

The Rockets are the answer to the question “what would it take to get me rooting for the ruthless inevitability of another Warriors championship again?”

Divorce yourself from hating the success of the Warriors and the colossus they’ve built, and it’s just such beautiful basketball.

The only combo I could see working is with Philly. Simmons, LeBron, and Embiid (with timely threes from Reddick and co.) would wreck shit.

It’s very easy to understand why people root against the Warriors but with Steph back, they’re just so goddamn fun. It’s what’s always left me cold about Houston: I know they’re terrifying, but iso, iso, iso, step back, iso, iso, necksnap isn’t the really most aesthetically pleasing experience.

What was Drake’s endgame here? Perkins is probably one of the last guys on the court I would want to piss off. I would pay...seven dollars to see Kendrick Perkins beat the shit out of Drake.

Being a Raptors fan is like the movie Groundhog Day. Only, you know, the shittiest, least funny parts of the movie.

i can imagine few crimes more fowl.

Well damn... tell us how you really feel.

Nah, that horse’ll drown before he dtinks.

This. I have decided that this is the last article I will click on about Kanye. If people stop clicking, journalists will stop interviewing him and writing about him.

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

“You were here for 400 years?” He said you, not us. That motherfucker’s gone full Trumpchurian Candidate.