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Rhee told me in 2000, at the age of 68, that to stay in top shape he did 1,000 pushups a day and would hold one leg over his head whenever he watched television. His goal, he said then, was to “live to be 136.”

In my opinion, Melo is the most overrated player in the history of the league. I had high hopes that he could be “Olympic Melo” and bring something for that team, but he didn’t. Melo is butt now.

Got that one, too

Buttfumble The Sequel: This time it’s...um, just as personal as it was last time.

Yeah, we’re set. Granted our QB is 1,000 years old and we have no offensive line, but we’ve got a sick ass running back. Can’t find those guys in the 3rd round.

C’mon, what’s the worst that can happen by the Jets picking a USC QB?

browns fan here. fuck me. i was alright with mayfield, but ward over chubb makes me want to drink bleach.

Perhaps it is your spouse who has learned nothing if they still are a Browns fan?

I just watched the Giants crap their pants for a solid year so they could take a running back 2nd overall. Because that’s what the championship teams do. Draft running backs in the top 2 selections.

Married to a Browns fan, whose response to this pick was “HAVE THESE ASSHATS LEARNED NOTHING?!”

Let’s not act like the Jets won’t completely ruin Darnold either.

Sex is one thing. Abortion is another.

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

To the other 11 Cavs:

  • Not Diesel

If you keep talking like that, President Kanye will raise tariffs on Italian cars.

Goddamn Americans. I hate you all so much

Maybe she just meant, like, compared to his brother?

A face only a mother could love

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”