-Steve Kerr, April 5, 2018.

This is why drag strips don’t curve.

Reminded me of this classic

I don’t know if you’re joking or reporting fact, but, either way, I believe you 100%.

If Trump were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

I want my time back

Trust The Optimization

Truly a Motley crew there.

“Not very... Kleber of him.”

“All you need to know about the rest of the rotation is that a 26-year-old rookie named Maximilian Kleber came off the bench to score 12 points in 12 minutes while shooting 5-of-5 from the field, and probably got yelled at for it.”

Hasn’t gazing at boxes caused enough trouble for the Mavs?

If we do that, everybody gets one ball, and we draw balls for every position, not just the first three and then let the records determine the rest.

I Am Groot?

FF started making big cash with FF5, when The Rock made his first appearance.

Drop The Rock and keep Vin, FF9 will almost certainly suffer. Drop Vin and keep The Rock, FF9 will make another billion dollars.

Vin is not a bankable star. Everybody knows this, except Vin Diesel.

Just want to let you know I convinced Mom and Dad to start drug testing you before you’re sent off to military school. I told them you were smoking “The Pot”.

Shut the fuck up, Martian Law! You always take Dwayne’s side, ever since we were kids! I am SICK of your SHIT! I get no respect around here!

Maybe it was going down hill.

Damn, I meant I would have applied for whatever major it took to get this job. 

“The reason why we went with the upper tier, especially the ‘M’ tier, is we think we can [l]earn an awful lot more with that clientele,”