Stanton: “Are they booing me?”

What do you want from me? I’m lazy. I don’t even finish most of my

Gotta be honest; I’d watch the hell out of Sri Lanka’s Got Concussions!

Noone gives a shit about Gizmodo.

Yeah, those Wright Brothers and their shitty single seat airplane should have been stopped before they wasted all that money.

If you’ve gotten caught already then there’s no self-incrimination. You’ve already been incriminated.

So back in high school, I was at my girlfriends place, and we were....finding ways to lose track of time. By the time we came up for breath and checked the clock, I was supposed to have been home (a 45 minute drive) already. This was back when cell phones were car phones, and my mom’s car (didn’t have my own at the…

well there was this one time I self incriminated on the internet for a few seconds of fame.

Thank god for muscle memory

In PvP games I do squats after every stupid play I try to make. Overextend and get 3v1'd? Squats. Peak too long and get lit up? Squats. Throw a grenade at no one in particular? Squats. ADS for 30 seconds and get blind-sided? Squats.

I think I understand the article fully.

Because it’s Holy Week, I will forgive you.

In Philadelphia, Gabe Kapler is thinking to himself, “Huh. If it was up to me, I would’ve pinch run for Pillar after he stole third.”

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

that was the most blatant travel ever. don’t you have to dribble the baseball before tagging someone? where the heck am i? 1914???

On first listen, I didn’t like it as much as Pageant Material or STDP but I’m on my third listen now and I’m on the road to being obsessed. Looking forward to seeing her live this summer!

Agreed. I’d love to see more left lane dawdlers at the side of the road in front of a kojak with a kodak. The center lane law I find somewhat dubious. If all truck traffic is cosigned to the right lane, automotive traffic should be allowed to use the center

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

Bring this law to NJ and triple the fine.

Before we rush to judgement, who among us hasn’t called a ref a bitch ass motherfucker?