When I was a senior in college, I went to a small party across from my friend Eric’s apartment, and there was a girl there I thought was pretty smokin’. So we’re talking and she wants to go to the convenience store to get some more booze, which I took as a good sign.

Okay but your friend is now a cyborg and that’s kinda kick-ass.

interesting, i determine who is “better” by who wins more games. likewise, the “lesser” teams are those that lose more games. it’s sort of a complicated system, but that’s just how i see it.

Wrong color.

Ahem.

Erik my friend have you been to Texas? Trucks are mainly for driving from your home, in the city, to your desk job, also in the city.

“isn’t it ‘interesting’ that Sarah Huckabee Sanders answered a question about racist police violence by going off on a wild, panicked tangent about the economy and border security?”

“Goddammitt!!! Wrong tunnel.”

Man, he got wrectfthed

Ah, the classic “5 year old at the urinal” technique.

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Tom - I was the finance director at Bob Bell Chevrolet in Bel Air Md. for a few years in the early 2000's. A very young, uneducated couple with hourly wage income and beacon scores in the 500's wanted to buy a used Cavalier. At that time, the GMAC rep used to camp out in the sales tower underwriting applications on…

“Who?”

*bzzzz*

I was using “shocking” sarcastically.

I know Rusty Hardin is a famous and accomplished attorney, but his name still sounds like a supporting cast member of “The 13th Man in Your Mom, Vol. 6".

Two words:

Just like Lolo to run through the hurdle.

Ughhh if this guy becomes a star just imagine all the YOLO LOLO t shirts and signs you’re gonna have to look at.

Am engineer, can confirm, math checks out.