Do you ever introduce yourself as "Frank Deford, CableACE Award winner?"

Then Nancy proceeded to fall off the washing machine and face-plant onto the concrete floor.

With these superstitions, it just goes to show you that urethra committed to winning or not.

So apparently, Nilesh ain't just a grifter at e-gyps.

Jonathan Silverman @JonSilverman89

That period also saw the rise of babies with the surname "Kemp."

Jake Champion noted that the other guy having a stupid face that you just wanna punch was the prima causa of his actions.

You as an individual also don't get to decide what does or does not trivialize something, especially if you have no emotional or personal ties to the word itself.

+1, John. Great work.

Charlie Sheen: Fan of Jags

Being 70, when Zygi Wilf asked him to "head to Minnesota and 'run the show'", Bill Parcells assumed he was referring to A Prairie Home Companion.

Did someone lock the English language in the shed, too?

"I guess ‘Don't take threes' is the message"

This isn't to be confused with the new documentary Matt's Chancre, which follows Matt Leinart on a morning after a night at the clubs.

Parcells says he'll only take the job if all the slants are removed from the playbook.

I like this idea. This will give Jets fans a good idea of what Tebow will look like buried under a pile.

Oh sure, Oddibe can password protect his water bill, but he can't password protect the memories.

If his namesakes taught us anything, there probably won't be any significant consequences for a Bush DUI.

Allies used you for your beach, Normandy.

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