Truly, Halper's downfall is a case of Pop Goes the Weasel.

Sorry to be graphic; it's just accurate.

+1

Just Duke the whole region and don't look back.

The "Safe Ride Solution" is also what Houston called the plan to blame Sally's being a woman if anything happened to the Challenger back in '83.

Shit AJ, I figured if you got a shot at pictures of Richie's dick, you'd be Dancing on the Ceiling.

Surely I can't be the only one who clicked on this assuming there was going to be a picture of Warren Beatty.

The Communist Party of California once charmed a Ball into appearing in front of House of Representatives' Special Committee on Un-American Activities.

"‘I'm the best shooter of all time,' he said. ‘I know that from the jump. I set the standard. I gave them something to shoot for."

And after all the alcohol, pot, cocaine, and Ambien, why did no one ask him whether he'd taken steroids?

Outrage hasn't been seen over the suspect execution of a Guinea like this since Sacco and Vanzetti.

The Mandarian translation of "Extremely Coquettish Brother" is actually "Ru Pao".

Billy Hunter's been doing this for 15 years, already with one labor stoppage under his belt.

Yup. Worked shoot.

WWE DUAN:

United Colours of Benettorn Meniscus.

Denying he wanted to change the culture was Slobodan Milosevic's best defense at the Hague.

Byrnes is there to explain what Rockies left fielder Charlie Blackmon should have done to the nuisances in the Cubs bullpen

Man, Khomeini must be pissed to find out that all it takes is a sucking a few toes to remove a Shah.

That's very similar to the outfit that Brett Pedroia would wear in the Fenway parking lot.