Laurence Maroney was traded to the Broncos, where they're praying everyone stays healthy and they never have to use him.

To them, she's not a reporter, but just another random attractive woman.

Dwayne Wayne and Ron Johnson, Jr. both like the cut of his jib.

Jacory Harris Is Going To Get Beat Up On The First Day Of School.

I'm with you, Megan's Law.

Early reports suggest that a Brady hasn't been shaken this badly since Robert Reed got back some routine blood tests in the early 1980s.

I know I'm in shape, but football shape is different.

I haven't seen a 'Dog so unfairly forced to sit like this since the Family Ties credits.

It will all be very tiresome, and it will be more accurate than anyone realizes.

Similarly, one regret Shakur took to his grave was not taking up Mike on his offer of a trip to Bolivia.

"I don't care how much this costs me... you're a loser Molina!"

"That is what I do, that is all that I know and nothing is going to change now"

If this were closer to Easter, Mayweather would have been liable to find himself crucified during a Good Friday procession in Quezon City.

Last Night's Winner: Boise State's Bogus BCS Busting

"No! He'll have the ribs appetizer." I said I didn't want the ribs. "You're having the ribs," he said. "They're delicious."

Sure, it ended up working in the end, but the offensive co-ordinator is going to take a few Knox in the media for drawing that one up.

"We can see the time it takes people to go from the parking gate to the stadium," explains Cubitt. "We can see where they enter."

Consequently, Fergie has blamed Tony Blair for the Eric Djemba-Djemba signing.

He said he just hoped it wasn't a Serb.

CONFESSION: I've always been VERY jealous of Rick Moranis' ability to get kids shrunk.